I'm Sarcastic Cos Punching People Is Frowned Upon - Tote Bag (various colours)
I’m Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon – Light Woven Tote
The passive-aggressive essential you didn’t know you needed.
For those days when diplomacy is hanging by a thread and sarcasm is your only cardio. This tote lets you carry your groceries, your grudges, and your dry wit—all in one ethically made, emotionally fluent package.
Made from 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, it’s soft enough to cradle your inner monologue and strong enough to survive the chaos of everyday life. Available in a variety of colours to match your mood (or your outfit, if you’re feeling civil).
re:jojo – where humour meets high-spec heart.
Details
Fabric: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
Weight: 160 gsm
Specification:
Top edge double folded for strength and clean finish
Long handles with reinforced cross stitch
Vegan-friendly and made from certified organic cotton
Available in a variety of expressive colour options