I'm Sarcastic - Shopping/ Beach Bag
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👜 I’m Sarcastic ’Cause Punching People Is Frowned Upon – Premium Large Tote Bag
From the Baggage Claim Collection by re:jojo.com Wear your wit. Carry your truth.
Some bags carry sunscreen. This one carries sunscreen, snacks, suppressed rage—and the weekly shop.
Spacious, sturdy, and gloriously honest, this oversized tote is your perfect companion for beach days, supermarket sweeps, weekend escapes, and passive-aggressive picnics. Featuring the bold slogan “I’m Sarcastic ’Cause Punching People Is Frowned Upon”, it’s a wearable warning label for anyone who’s ever smiled through gritted teeth.
✨ Product Highlights:
Premium Linen-Style Polyester – thick, slightly stiff fabric that holds its shape and delivers crisp, vivid prints every time
Strong & Durable Construction – built to last through sunshine, stress, and spontaneous snack runs
Black Handles – sleek, sturdy, and easy to grab whether you're beach-bound or aisle-hopping
Dimensions: 38cm x 48cm – generously sized for towels, groceries, books, and boundary-setting
High-impact design – because subtlety is overrated
🌱 Reusable & Planet-Friendly: Say goodbye to single-use bags and hello to a tote that’s built to last. Whether you’re hauling beach gear, shopping essentials, or emotional weight, this reusable design helps reduce waste while keeping your style (and sarcasm) intact.
đź’« About re:jojo: re:jojo is a creative brand that celebrates expressive design, originality, and the beauty of self-reinvention. From witty slogans to design-led lifestyle products, every piece is crafted to spark joy, connection, and a little bit of clarity.
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